This is lob. And it's fucking perfect.

Seriously, what the fuck else do you want?

You've probably bought meme coins before and thought this shit was special. You believed that pictures of monkeys could turn your $10 into $100k in a day and make your dad proud. Wrong, motherfucker. Let me describe a perfect-ass meme coin for you:

• Shit is 100% fucking meme material
• Shit doesn't rug the first second (maybe the second second)
• Has at least some shitty $299 adverts on DEXscreener
• Has a website that fits on all your shitty screens
• Has shitty mint and freeze authorities revoked

Well, guess what, motherfucker:

You. Have. Found. It. Look at this shit. It's a lob coin. Why the fuck would you you need any other useless pieces of shit meme coins? You spend hours on Dextools and Birdeye to find these meme coins just to let some motherfucker with a fat sausage finger rug you.

It's a fucking meme

You dumbass. You thought only cats and Pepe are memes, but no. A meme means an idea spread by means of shitty imitation representing a partucular phenomenon. Yes, the phenomenon is you, piece of shit.

It has tokenomics

Look at this shit. It's a shit token. You can trade it on your DEX... that is, if you are not completely broke, motherfucker.

Name: LOB
Address: 9Aw4nPvgd4f9TnrwG6q3xkbgE17qMbmtPwzXUZs6VM2h
Fixed supply: 100,000,000
Liquidity pool: 95%
Dev: 5%

It fucking works

Shit's powered by Solana network and is reliable as fuck. It has bitch-ass logo. It's compatible across devices. You can see your tokens in your shitty browser, phone, or even Tamagochi. Or you can send some of these motherfucking tokens to your pals.

This is lob. Look at it. You've never seen one before.

I'm not actually saying that you should buy this functional, high-performing and accessible token in expectatioin of financial returns. What I'm saying is that the sole purpose of this token is fun and entertainment.

Based on http://motherfuckingwebsite.com.